You know you own a Viper when.....

[Bonkers]

When you are so excited about VOI that you cant sleep at night!!!!!

... you know what VOI is.

 

[Randy]

When you blow the doors off of Suzuki Hayabusa's. I friggin' love it.

This reminds me of the comment about losing 1,500 street races and not knowing it.

 

[ROCKET62]

You even park your daily driver a foot from the curb for fear of scraping the front fascia or rashing a wheel.

 

[YouWish]

Good one Rocket62!!! LMFAO!!!

 

[Andrew2KRT10]

When you have to go for the extra wide lift casue the standard with is to narrow..

Ac

 

[XXX BLK]

When your viper is parked outside and you can't eat because you don't want someone around it or touch it. Then you tell your wife you want to check on the car... ...*** BLK

 

[KepRght]

when you start talking your wife into buying a second one to replace her daily driver

 

[KepRght]

when you drive by a school and all the kids run shouting viper to the chain link fence and you think they might just break it down

 

[KepRght]

when you go to a quarter mile track and everyone in line for a run starts walking your way when you pull up

 

[KepRght]

when you pull up at an auto cross event and no one thinks the car will fit through the cones

 

[KepRght]

when you get in another car you try and put your phone and wallet in the net pockets and there missing

 

[KepRght]

when 300 RWTQ isn't enough

 

[KepRght]

when the UPS driver makes a workers comp claim while delivering your rear tires

 

[KepRght]

when your mod budget and your mortgage switch places

 

[KepRght]

when your company bans the domain viperclub.org during work hours citing excessive bandwidth usage

 

[KepRght]

when you drive into your court late at night and all of the bedroom lights turn on

 

[KepRght]

when your proud to share engines with a delivery truck

 

[KepRght]

when you contemplate buying something you relate it to the price of a twin turbo kit

 

[KepRght]

when your car weighs more then everyone else's and your happy about it

 

[KepRght]

when you start talking to Sneaky Pete out loud

 

[KepRght]

when you spend time thinking about smart @ss answers about hood speakers

"the car is so fast the speakers have to be out front to hear the music inside"

 

[KepRght]

when you start trying to convince yourself its ok to take a day off just to be with the car

 

[JUCD VPR]

Those are spme good ones KepRght!

 

[twiceshy]

You spend all your free time on this website (when not servicing the Viper).

 

[Warfang]

when you start trying to convince yourself its ok to take a day off just to be with the car

Post *****! You could've don't all that in one post.

Good ones though.

 

[V10SpeedLuvr]

When your friend goes outside to smoke and when you go out to see what is taking him so long, you're hood is popped and its 10 people standing by your car and he's telling everyone its his (happened to me tonight)

 

[Warfang]

When your friend goes outside to smoke and when you go out to see what is taking him so long, you're hood is popped and its 10 people standing by your car and he's telling everyone its his (happened to me tonight)

makes me think your "friend" was the one that keyed your car... but I'm just paranoid that way

 

[RoadiJeff]

When you drive to the store to buy a dozen eggs...



and you bring them home one at a time.

 

[VENOMAHOLIC]

When your home renovation is almost done and it's a beautiful job but you still would rather have bought a second Viper.

 

[V10SpeedLuvr]

When your friend goes outside to smoke and when you go out to see what is taking him so long, you're hood is popped and its 10 people standing by your car and he's telling everyone its his (happened to me tonight)

makes me think your "friend" was the one that keyed your car... but I'm just paranoid that way

Nah, he was 60 miles away that night and he's a huge Viper fanatic like I am. He's one of the last people who would've done it. Plus, he knows I would've killed him