20 things to remind you why you’re a Viper driver……..
1. You think there is something wrong with you because the novelty has not yet worn off………....after 3 years
2. On some corners of the track, you are yelling at Ferrari’s to get out the ing way
3. You’re driving around with a permanant grin.
4. All of a sudden become a hit with the ladies
5. You spend longer cleaning the car before going on a date than getting yourself ready.....
6. You speed up when you see a ‘dangerous bends ahead’ sign
7. The car won't come out of second gear in tunnels.
8. …….and if you’ve got a cat bypass….you’ll just spend the day in the tunnel going back and forth
9. You spend money on upgrades as if it was a game of “Gran Turismo”
10. Leaving your car out of sight for more than half an hour is unthinkable
11. You’re the only car parked in the supermarket car park and an MPV/People Carrier/4x4 comes and parks right next to you.
12. When its dry, you can overtake ‘anything’
13. When its wet, ‘anything’ can overtake you
14. You know every *** hole in town
15. Your girlfriend has asked at least once what you would do if you had to decide between her and the Viper
16. You've lied to your Girlfriend at Least once!
17. You think a mini is a practical car
18. You suddenly gain the ability to pack suitcases and shopping bags
19. Down the pub the conversation invariably turns to the subject of your car – even if you don’t bring it up
20. You’ve just spent 5 minutes reading this, whilst nodding your head, smiling and laughing – at least one person in your house/office is staring at you thinking your stark raving mad !
1. You think there is something wrong with you because the novelty has not yet worn off………....after 3 years
2. On some corners of the track, you are yelling at Ferrari’s to get out the ing way
3. You’re driving around with a permanant grin.
4. All of a sudden become a hit with the ladies
5. You spend longer cleaning the car before going on a date than getting yourself ready.....
6. You speed up when you see a ‘dangerous bends ahead’ sign
7. The car won't come out of second gear in tunnels.
8. …….and if you’ve got a cat bypass….you’ll just spend the day in the tunnel going back and forth
9. You spend money on upgrades as if it was a game of “Gran Turismo”
10. Leaving your car out of sight for more than half an hour is unthinkable
11. You’re the only car parked in the supermarket car park and an MPV/People Carrier/4x4 comes and parks right next to you.
12. When its dry, you can overtake ‘anything’
13. When its wet, ‘anything’ can overtake you
14. You know every *** hole in town
15. Your girlfriend has asked at least once what you would do if you had to decide between her and the Viper
16. You've lied to your Girlfriend at Least once!
17. You think a mini is a practical car
18. You suddenly gain the ability to pack suitcases and shopping bags
19. Down the pub the conversation invariably turns to the subject of your car – even if you don’t bring it up
20. You’ve just spent 5 minutes reading this, whilst nodding your head, smiling and laughing – at least one person in your house/office is staring at you thinking your stark raving mad !
