2001 HAS VIRTUALLY NO INTERIOR STORAGE SPACE.. ARE ALL THE VIPERS LIKE THAT?

[Craig 201 MPH]

BWahahaha, no WAY in 1971 was a 440 cuda convert considered EXOTIC!!!!! It still isn't, it's a classic muscle car, cevelle same deal. It seems the big deal you are making here is over a GLOVEBOX, the Viper HAS one it's just SMALLER. I really can't beleive someone that's owned an original COBRA would complain about interior shorcommings.

sheesh, you can't be serious here....

And we all questioned Remmy's sexuality... I know why you're pissed, not enough room for your directors chair, megaphone on latte' machine???

Craig

 

[Serious Eric]

<BLOCKQUOTE><font size="1" face="Verdana, Arial">quote:</font><HR>Maybe for some of the people that responded to my posts the Viper is their first Exotic car and they dont know what is normally standard! <HR></BLOCKQUOTE>


I wish one of the little voices in your egomaniacal head would tell you to shut the hell up.

 

[MichaelP]

Ahhhhh I think it is simply a case of buyers remorse.
EXECMALIBU is upset and I do not think it is so much about lack of storage space. It seems he mad at himself for not researching a 75K purchase a little better.

EXECMALIBU thanks for taking the caps lock off. I hope you get over your problems. If you do not it would be better if you sell it and get something you will be happier with.

I am glad you posted since the people who replied stating so many different places you can store things that I did NOT even know existed.

 

[Serious Eric]

<BLOCKQUOTE><font size="1" face="Verdana, Arial">quote:</font><HR>Originally posted by Chuck 98 RT/10:

That one oughta pull the thread.

<HR></BLOCKQUOTE>

and none too soon.

Just think of me as the 'dumb thread' suicide bomber. DIE ***** INFIDEL ... &lt;Kabloowey&gt;

 

[GR8_ASP]

If you absolutely need a glove box why don't you trade up to a 1996 or older Viper. Pre-air bag cars had a regular glove box.

About the overall theme here and your complaints regarding the stone age Viper I use your words (exactly) "THAT IS REDICULOUS."

Ron

 

[Chuck 98 RT/10]

<BLOCKQUOTE><font size="1" face="Verdana, Arial">quote:</font><HR>Originally posted by EXECMALIBU:
The Viper is a MODERN Exotic car designed and built at a time when almost everyone has a remote opener, cell phone, credit cards, gate card keys or other misc small personal items.
<HR></BLOCKQUOTE>

True, but it was built for one purpose. If you need storage get a purse, a ****** or a Vette. But don't get a Viper.

 

[Ken Larsen]

<BLOCKQUOTE><font size="1" face="Verdana, Arial">quote:</font><HR>Originally posted by Chuck 98 RT/10:
****** or a Vette.

<HR></BLOCKQUOTE>

Are they not the same thing???

 

[BigsViper]

<BLOCKQUOTE><font size="1" face="Verdana, Arial">quote:</font><HR>Originally posted by EXECMALIBU:
ARE ALL OF THE VIPER INTERIORS VOID OF STORAGE SPACE EXCEPT FOR THE LITTLE BOX BEHIND YOUR ELBOW??<HR></BLOCKQUOTE>

You mean you didn't opt for the chrome plated, ***** sized ditty box that straps to the passenger seat? Call Bill P., Chuck T. or JonB (or maybe AB) I think it's a $15,000 "option"... Go on, you can afford it!

<BLOCKQUOTE><font size="1" face="Verdana, Arial">quote:</font><HR>Originally posted by Motor City Mad Man:
Sweet mother of God, first of all is your caps lock key stuck? I think all those caps are going to make me go blind.

<HR></BLOCKQUOTE>

<BLOCKQUOTE><font size="1" face="Verdana, Arial">quote:</font><HR>Originally posted by I'm not Jim: However, I opted for the riot of color to hopefully assist you in understanding why your continued use of all-caps drives the rest of us completely f*cking insane. <HR></BLOCKQUOTE>

Abso-frickin-lutely hilarious!!! (how long did that take you?)

<BLOCKQUOTE><font size="1" face="Verdana, Arial">quote:</font><HR>Originally posted by Not Too Serious:That big center console thingy has no room in it for your movie scripts, dictionary sized "black books" full of phone #s of Hollywood_starlets_willing_to_blow_you, or a full line of skin-tightening and exfoliating creams <HR></BLOCKQUOTE>

From the sound of this guy, His black book could fit in the ash tray!

Mod's - edit Eric's post if you must, but Don't nuke this hilarious thread!!!

 

[Serious Eric]

&lt;KABLOOWEY .... &gt;

Did I die? Am I in 'dumb thread' martyr's heaven? Where are my 72 virgins? ....... Awww crap! Another dud ... still alive in this imbecillic thread.

Just remember infidel, there are many more like me and we will NEVER give up our jihad against the illegitimate ownership of our sacred vipers by pompous overly UV exposed, prematurely wrinkled Malibu Executives. Not until you have all been sent packing with a ***** and a homosexual dog-psychiatrist under each arm!!

Back to your Bentleys ... HAUL LIPOSUCTED BUNS!!

 

[GTS Dean]

The guy said something about a "COMB" He owns an RT/10 for chrissakes! When I had mine (and more hair) I used to proudly show off my "Viper Hair"

We don't need no stinkin, combs!

 

[SoCal Rebell]

<BLOCKQUOTE><font size="1" face="Verdana, Arial">quote:</font><HR>Originally posted by Eric Schieve:
That big center console thingy has no room in it for your movie scripts, dictionary sized "black books" full of phone #s of Hollywood_starlets_willing_to_blow_you

<HR></BLOCKQUOTE>

Can't resist this one, actually my scripts would fit in the ashtray

the black book would have to go in the trunk, as far as the Hollywood_starlets_willing_to_blow_you, well you know.

MALIBU "NO SOUP FOR YOU"

ERIC, you get soup if you want.

 

[Serious Eric]

<BLOCKQUOTE><font size="1" face="Verdana, Arial">quote:</font><HR>Originally posted by SoCal Rebell:
Can't resist this one, actually my scripts would fit in the ashtray.<HR></BLOCKQUOTE>

Your scripts BELONG in the ashtray.

<BLOCKQUOTE><font size="1" face="Verdana, Arial">quote:</font><HR>
as far as the Hollywood_starlets_willing_to_blow_you, well you know.<HR></BLOCKQUOTE>

Oh yeah sure, I know, been there, been blown by that ... yawn.

Gawd I wish I knew ... Your world and mine might as well be parallel universes. Tell us more hunh? pleeeeease? Some of us can only imagine.


<BLOCKQUOTE><font size="1" face="Verdana, Arial">quote:</font><HR>
ERIC, you get soup if you want.
<HR></BLOCKQUOTE>

Can I trade soup for a millisecond in the wings of one of your sets? Can I hold a bucket of something? Antiseptic, other fluids? I don't care. Can I hang around and tell jokes to entertain the talent?

 

[Chuck 98 RT/10]

You guys are pathetic. You have no class. I bartended for ten years and you don’t see me bragging about my black book of college_coeds_willing_to_blow_me.

Unfortunately that was ten years and 50 lbs ago.

Maybe I'm the pathetic one.

Anybody know where I can get a Great Dane?

 

[SnakeBitten]

Hey this Execmalibu buy could be a Supra owner posing...Any one seen his car??? I've never heard complaint's like this from any carguy's but Supra owner's.....They alway's complaint about the "Neon" interior of the Viper..This guy just strike's me as one disgruntled Supra owner...I mean..Storage space??Glove box???Trunk support?? These are all the thing's one buys a Viper for

And the comb thing..Haha...I guess he drive's his Viper naked....Ever heard of putting your comb in your back pant's pocket or Jacket pocket??? That must be one big comb..And by the sound of your somewhat egotistical, post you have a big head.....Maybe you should put in for one of those SRT/Ram's...You could tote your comb around in the cargo area

....Nothing personal bro just poking fun at your post's.....

 

[SoCal Rebell]

Chuck, did UPS bring you your "soup" yet??????????????

 

[CitySnake]

<BLOCKQUOTE><font size="1" face="Verdana, Arial">quote:</font><HR>Originally posted by Eric Schieve:

Back to your Bentleys ... HAUL LIPOSUCTED BUNS!!

[/B]<HR></BLOCKQUOTE>

Eric...This thread is just too much!!! But

<FONT size="4">LIPOSUCTED BUNS!!!</FONT s>

H E L P I CANT BREATH........

 

[Chuck 98 RT/10]

<BLOCKQUOTE><font size="1" face="Verdana, Arial">quote:</font><HR>Originally posted by SoCal Rebell:
Chuck, did UPS bring you your "soup" yet??????????????

<HR></BLOCKQUOTE>

Nope. Maybe when I get home from work???

 

[Serious Eric]

<BLOCKQUOTE><font size="1" face="Verdana, Arial">quote:</font><HR>Originally posted by Chuck 98 RT/10:
You have no class.
Anybody know where I can get a Great Dane?
<HR></BLOCKQUOTE>

YOU want a Great Dane ... undoubtedly for acts of ********** so profound that decorum prohibits me from enumerating them here. Yet WE are the ones with no class?

 

[Serious Eric]

<BLOCKQUOTE><font size="1" face="Verdana, Arial">quote:</font><HR>Originally posted by SoCal Rebell:
Chuck, did UPS bring you your "soup" yet??????????????
<HR></BLOCKQUOTE>


Whooooaaaa ... I'm an idiot. I didn't get it right away. "Soup", of course! SoCal, I've changed my mind! I want "soup" too! Whatever Chuck's havin is fine with me. Ohhh boy - I love "soup".

 

[Chuck 98 RT/10]

<BLOCKQUOTE><font size="1" face="Verdana, Arial">quote:</font><HR>Originally posted by Eric Schieve:

Whooooaaaa ... I'm an idiot. I didn't get it right away. "Soup", of course! SoCal, I've changed my mind! I want "soup" too! Whatever Chuck's havin is fine with me. Ohhh boy - I love "soup".

<HR></BLOCKQUOTE>

You're married. Forget about the soup and take a cold shower.

Or get yourself a Great Dane...or a Miniature Poodle in your case.

 

[Gerald]

OK Chuck,

You're dead..

 

[Scott J]

Are you kidding me?

No friggin' space for your Grey Poupon either!! Life's rough when you're driving a Viper and the Polo clubs won't fit eh?

I currently own this and I owned that - bow down to me you plebians. Respect my Net Worth as you would respect royalty or I'll have Jeaves pummel you with my $4,000.00 Gucci walking cane.

 

[Motor City Mad Man]

<BLOCKQUOTE><font size="1" face="Verdana, Arial">quote:</font><HR>Originally posted by SoCal Rebell:
Can't resist this one, actually my scripts would fit in the ashtray

the black book would have to go in the trunk, as far as the Hollywood_starlets_willing_to_blow_you, well you know.

<HR></BLOCKQUOTE>


SoCal Rebell, how about starting a new movie series staring fellow Viper owners.

We could call it Viper Nuts or something like that. I think I could act as good as any of those other guys I have seen since they only have a few lines. By the way, I saw one of those movies like you make a few years back and this guy threw a ******* top of his blue and white Viper GTS and did his business. Wish I remember what the title was since it is pretty funny now that I own one. Heck, maybe it was even one of your movies.

 

[Serious Eric]

We're **** veterans. We've been showing our nuts on this board for years! ... Or is it that our nuts have been showing off on this board for years? Whatever, it's a good idea.

 

[Serious Eric]

<BLOCKQUOTE><font size="1" face="Verdana, Arial">quote:</font><HR>Originally posted by Chuck 98 RT/10:
You're married. Forget about the soup and take a cold shower.
<HR></BLOCKQUOTE>

Took one ... still thinkin about soup, dammit.

<BLOCKQUOTE><font size="1" face="Verdana, Arial">quote:</font><HR>
Or get yourself a Great Dane...or a Miniature Poodle in your case.
<HR></BLOCKQUOTE>

I hate poodles. My neighbor has a poodle. Have I told you about my relationship with that poodle? I don't think it's gonna work out.

Why can't I have some soup?

 

[Mike Brunton]

Guys,

You need to lay off MalibuExec. A comb holder is a perfectly reasonable request for someone like him - actually I'd say it's an essential requirement. Have you guys ever seen some of the combovers in LA? The more expensive the car and the more californian the driver, the bigger the comb over. Some of these things can reach several FEET in length and in an RT/10, a rogue comb-over whipping around in the wind could take out an eye if this dude passed you at a buck twenty.

P.S. Eric, your "relationship" with the dog would probably be much "easier" if you used the KY stuff Gerald was talking about. Listen to the voice of experience... when will you learn?

 

[Serious Eric]

<BLOCKQUOTE><font size="1" face="Verdana, Arial">quote:</font><HR>Originally posted by Mike Brunton:
Guys,
a rogue comb-over whipping around in the wind could take out an eye if this dude passed you at a buck twenty.
<HR></BLOCKQUOTE>

LMFAO! A bungee cord wrapped around the head and secured under the chin should be required for all aging RT-driving movie execs.

<BLOCKQUOTE><font size="1" face="Verdana, Arial">quote:</font><HR>
P.S. Eric, your "relationship" with the dog would probably be much "easier" if you used the KY stuff Gerald was talking about. Listen to the voice of experience... when will you learn?
<HR></BLOCKQUOTE>

It's not that kind of relationship. I guess you didn't see my post about the poodle from awhile back. It's not a man-on-dog love thing, I'd classify it more as ***. The poodle craps my yard with the grim determination of a Palestinian bomber and I punt his @ss to hell whenever possible. I hypothesize the "M" on the part of the poodle since he keeps comin' back for more ... he must like it.

Mike, lubing the poodle before teeing him up is only going to result in a less than certain connection between my boot and his butt ... probably causing me a ruptured knee.

 

[Chuck 98 RT/10]

<BLOCKQUOTE><font size="1" face="Verdana, Arial">quote:</font><HR>Originally posted by Eric Schieve:
Have I told you about my relationship with that poodle?
<HR></BLOCKQUOTE>

We are well aware. I just figured it would give you a chance to get back at him/her.

Where's that moderate wit you occasionally have? Did you bump your head or something?

 

[Serious Eric]

<BLOCKQUOTE><font size="1" face="Verdana, Arial">quote:</font><HR>Originally posted by Chuck 98 RT/10:
Where's that moderate wit you occasionally have? Did you bump your head or something?
<HR></BLOCKQUOTE>

You mean as opposed to immoderate? Haven't bumped my head but Mr HappyPants - the little man that talks to me in my head - has been telling me to loosen up lately. Is that what you mean?

 

[Paul S Lacey]

Funny thing is when I drive the Viper it has loads of room at least against driving a Formula Audi single seater, but then again in that no need for a cd player/astray/cd's/money etc.

Plus as we all get older we are all looking for a girl who just takes a toothbrush for nights away!