Am I Allowed One dumb Question?

[Ulysses]

it's a bubble level.

 

[Marv S]

I think the answer is #2:

<FONT COLOR="Blue">Top Ten stupid things the gawkers say: (From the old "top 10 list")
To help you with those awkward situations, we are providing suggested answers for these frequent gawker questions. Use them at your own risk!</FONT c>

10 Are you a racecar driver?
Answer: I am when I drive this Viper! <FONT COLOR="Blue">David Blankenbaker</FONT c>

9 Wanna trade?
Answer: Why? Do you have a McLaren F1? <FONT COLOR="Blue">Peter Wong</FONT c>

8 Are those (air intakes), stereo speakers?
Answer: No, they are warp-drive cooling towers <FONT COLOR="Blue">Terry Bagley</FONT c>

7 Is that the new BMW/Jaguar/Ferrari?
Answer: No, it's an old Dodge. <FONT COLOR="Blue">Mark Mazon</FONT c>

6 I've got a 10 second Monte Carlo that will kick your *** .
Answer: Oh, you must get mobbed in parking lots too! <FONT COLOR="Blue">David Blankenbaker</FONT c>

5 How much did it cost?
Answer: Believe me, the price was right! <FONT COLOR="Blue">Mark Mazon</FONT c>

4 Whut kinda gas mileage you git with that?
Answer: Who cares? <FONT COLOR="Blue">Dave Crews</FONT c>

3 Are you married?
Answer: No, but the car is. <FONT COLOR="Blue">Jay Herbert</FONT c>

<FONT COLOR="Red">2 What's that orange thing for?</FONT c>
Answer: Lasers for clearing slow-moving traffic. <FONT COLOR="Blue">Denis Finnerty</FONT c>

And the number 1 stupid things the gawkers say...

1 Wanna race?
Answer: No thank you, officer! <FONT COLOR="Blue">Andy Levitt</FONT c>

 

[Marv S]

The "bubble level unit" indicates headlight adjustment both up and down and side to side.

 

[Jason-Middle Tennessee]

I love number 2

 

[Paul Fischer]

I used to say that they were the car's ******* and then add "My, it isn't that cold today. I guess the car just kinda likes you".

 

[CAS]

Paul- HAHAHA, THAT was funny!!!

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[Venom Lover]

Marv,

Funny stuff, especially 9, 6, and 2. I too printed it for the "permanent files."

 

[Matt M PA]

I have often told people who ask that question.."They're mercury switches...if the front of the car rises too far over 150 MPH...they retard the timing to slow the car down." Then, I tell them the truth. (Ya know, mercury switches...like in older car hood lights, and home thermostats?)

 

[rschiltz]

Number 6 was great. I get that with my C5 also.

 

[Michael Martin]

I think that JohB's response a few threads down is the best...

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They are federally-mandated, liquid-filled electrical switches!
If you accelerate too hard and accidentally pull a wheelie,
the swiches cut off the ignition so the wheels will drop,
restoring control to the driver.

JonB~~~~:&lt;~

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