Bill "Cream Puff" Pemberton...

[Y2K5SRT]

Bill \"Cream Puff\" Pemberton...

A little birdie told me that Bill is trading in his Viper Days killer for another one: A stunning 2000 GTS in black with silver stripes! It also has Fikse wheels and a few other mods. Sounds like an AWESOME car and you just can't beat that color combination!

<FONT COLOR="red"><FONT size="6">Congratulations, Bill!!</FONT c></FONT s>

Chris

PS. Rumor has it he got a great deal from Woodhouse Dodge on it...

 

[BJ MOTORS]

Re: Bill \"Cream Puff\" Pemberton...

Congratulations Bill! You know Bill they say Black makes you go faster! All you need now is a wing to make you fly. Congratulations can't wait to see that baby from my rear view mirror.

 

[FrankBarba]

Re: Bill \"Cream Puff\" Pemberton...

its like they say "once you go black, no never go back"
unknown author. black is the gretest color. Can't wait to get my
03 in black....

 

[Venom Lover]

Re: Bill \"Cream Puff\" Pemberton...

I guess the cat is out of the bag! Congrats, Bill. Did you get a good deal?

 

[NCVCA]

Re: Bill \"Cream Puff\" Pemberton...

I wonder if he had to go talk to the sales manager before he could approve the sale....

Jeff

 

[Bill Pemberton Woodhouse]

Re: Bill \"Cream Puff\" Pemberton...

IT'S A SCREAMPUFF!!! I just did the paperwork this morning, and yes I now have a Black/Silver Stripe Snake. It has Fikse wheels, Archer Headers, Nitrous ( coming off ), and 2400 miles. I did have to talk to Mr. Woodchuck for a trade in value, as Old Reliable Redster, was sent to the Snake Pit. It only has 6,000 miles , so Bobby wasn't too ******* me. I now have a Chris Marshall edition, and since I was at the plant when he picked up his baby, I guess he will have to be the Godfather to mine, ha!

 

[Leonard Knight]

Re: Bill \"Cream Puff\" Pemberton...

Congratulations Bill. I like the black as well. What I would like to see is a video of you beating up the salesman through your office window to get the best deal. What voices did you use?

Good luck with the car and see you soon.

Leonard

 

[Steve-Indy]

Re: Bill \"Cream Puff\" Pemberton...

CONGRATS, Bill!! You picked a GREAT dealer!!!

 

[Lee00blacksilverGTS]

Re: Bill \"Cream Puff\" Pemberton...

Bill, excellent color combo! Welcome to the black/silver 00 club!

 

[SoCal Rebell]

Re: Bill \"Cream Puff\" Pemberton...

Congats Bill, everybody knows that Black 2000 Vipers are the fastest on the track

 

[viperdrummer]

Re: Bill \"Cream Puff\" Pemberton...

Thank God! Now I am finally convinced the 00s are not creampuffs.
Bill: Did you negotiate with yourself? I can picture it.

Bill: Can I have it by Friday?
Bill: No problem it will be in the driveway on Friday.

Bill: How would you rate it?
Bill: Maybe a 9 on a 10 scale.

Bill: any deals on the extended warranty?
Bill: Same deal I give everyone.

Bill: OK, I'm in.
Bill: good doing business with you. Need a car cover, manual?

One day later Bill posts that he got the best deal ever from Bill and the car was a 10.

 

[Bill Pemberton Woodhouse]

Re: Bill \"Cream Puff\" Pemberton...

Dear Viperdrummer,

You forgot the one most important comment in the sales process...


" Honey, is it okay if I get a different Viper!!! "

**** , I love that woman!!!

 

[Steve Miehe]

Re: Bill \"Cream Puff\" Pemberton...

Bill:

Ya went radical! Sounds neat - Congrats on your new purchase!

PV

 

[Frank 03SRT]

Re: Bill \"Cream Puff\" Pemberton...

Hey, Bill. Watch that pigeon behind your car. I think it's trying to poo-poo on her.

 

[Venom Lover]

Re: Bill \"Cream Puff\" Pemberton...

<BLOCKQUOTE><font size="1" face="Verdana, Arial">quote:</font><HR>Originally posted by Steve-Indy:
CONGRATS, Bill!! You picked a GREAT dealer!!!
<HR></BLOCKQUOTE>

Well, actually he never said where he bought it, only that he sold his '98 to Woodhouse for an "ok" deal.... ;-)

Yeah, I also wonder if he left himself messages on his answering maching in strange accents....

The best one I got was in a Russian accent with some poem that sounded like a spy code-phrase: "Mr. Pavloff: The rain in the Ukraine is mainly in the plain; give me a call in the morning or there will be trouble." Nearly freaked me out; I almost called the FBI!!!

SoCal Rebell
You are so FOS!!! I kicked your ***** a$$ all over WSIR last time we went out. But truth is it's all in the driver, not whether the car is a creampuff or not.

 

[Jason-Middle Tennessee]

Re: Bill \"Cream Puff\" Pemberton...

Pictures "****", we want pictures of the new BEAST!!

 

[gtsviper]

Re: Bill \"Cream Puff\" Pemberton...

Now I know what really happened to my deposit on the 2003. And Billy told me it was going into the Swiss account to take his *** lover ***** to Caribe!

 

[VOI9 ASP]

Re: Bill \"Cream Puff\" Pemberton...

Congrats Bill! Hope you enjoy your new snake! Good choice on color. One of my favorites

Jerry

 

[David Jenkins]

Re: Bill \"Cream Puff\" Pemberton...

Don't let BP sell you guys. The bk/sv car is a file photo. I just sent his highly modified Chevy Cavalier back to farmsville with the new 3 foot wing. Don't be fooled by the blue neon tube lights underneath, this baby is all go with the show! Don't worry BP, we should have the mudflap silhouette girls back from the gold platers in time for Rose Bowl after game Cruise-in down at the Pizza Palace.

nice coupe Bill...dj

 

[Bill Pemberton Woodhouse]

Re: Bill \"Cream Puff\" Pemberton...

Dear Mr. Jenkins,

I am sincerely hurt. Do you seriously think my adorable wife would let me put silhoetted mudflaps with nubile young women on
my new Viper. I opted instead for the Yosemite Sam ones that say, " BACK OFF SUCKA!"

 

[David Jenkins]

Re: Bill \"Cream Puff\" Pemberton...

By the looks of the picture, there's a big ol' bird gettin' ready to drop the mother load on your hotrod!!! You comin' out for willow? I sent another one your way yesterday.dj