First Viper, new to the forum

[mike & juli]

DITTO everybody else's welcome here! Yes, the GTS is the epitome of VIPER, very nice!
NOW: Get yourself updated to VIPER OWNER by sending a private message to: lee00blacksilvergts, kcobean, citysnake. Thinking about joining your regional VCA Chapter? Call 1-800-998-1110 or go to VIPER MAGAZINE. CONGRATS and ENJOY~!!!!
~juli

 

['Trust']

Thanks guys! Shot a PM over and I'm going to send the VCA stuff off in the a.m. .

 

[mike & juli]

VERY cool~! Welcome and most of all: ENJOY, you've got a beaut there!
~juli

 

[Sittingbull101]

Trust
Congrats on the new Viper.

I have a few reservations............

For one, you are not smart enought to own a Viper. Viper ownership conveys a certain level of intelligence, savvy, and manlyness that you don't have.

What has given you the idea that you are worthy of owning a Viper?

I do not think you have the wearwithall to own such a vehile?

What has given you the idea that you can handlle such a vehicle?

Do you think you're bullet proof?

Do you think you have the natural reflexes and mental refinement to be worthy of piloting such a vehicle?

What gives you the idea that you are not a public menace while in control of something obviously beyond your capabilities?


My guess is you're some rich bozo who has reached beyond his ability.

People like you should be driving ice-cream trucks for a living!

Regards
Frank

PS The aforementioned is the attitude you will get from many. I, for one, hope you enjoy the hell out of it!

Another pretentious d**k oops misread the irony

 

[Indiana]

Nice combo welcome