LETHAL GTS
Viper Owner
I had an interesting Sat afternoon. I can thank the local authorities for that.
I was on my way home with some sushi for my family when I turned onto Staford from Academy when I noticed a cop sitting at the red light going the opposite way. I could tell he wanted me bad by the way his neck extended at least 12 in from his shoulder when I went by. I was right, because it took him a whole 30 seconds to be right on my asp.
Of coarse the lights came on so I pulled over.
Now here is where the fun begins. He walks past my window and bends over to look at the front of my car. Comes back to my window and says “did you know that you don’t have a plate on the front of your car?” I say “of coarse I know, it’s my car.”
Then he starts ranting on about how the law in Manitoba states that I must show a plate on the front yadda yadda yadda. I look at him and say “there is no place for a plate.”
He then gets right ticked off and starts yelling that “I don’t care, you have to have a plate.”
So I say “go write your damn ticket and we’ll let the judge decide.” Now he is really getting ticked because I’m not letting this guy get to me.
So he takes his sweet time writing, then when he comes back to my car he gives me the regular BS about the fine, dates etc.. So I ask him if he’ll be in court when I fight the ticket. He gives me this stupid look and says “fight it, you have no plate on the front of your car. What’s to fight?” I say “I have an explanation, but I’m more interested in seeing your face when I tell the judge how you were driving like such an a-hole around a school zone at high speeds just to give me a chickensh!t ticket like this.”
He say’s “Well, I was only going to give you a warning till I realized how bad your attitude was.”
I said “a warning ticket! Ya right, you drove like that so you could catch me to give me a warning? BS, when I saw you, you had Superhero written all over you.”
Then he tells me that I had better go straight home, because if he sees me again today he’ll have my car towed home. I tell him, ya whatever, which almost ticks him off as much as the Superhero crack. So then to that he says “Infact I’m going to follow you home to make sure!”
I laugh and say that “Now I feel real important!!”
So I wait till a city bus comes along, then I pull out just before the bus gets there so he has to wait for a bunch of traffic.
So I lost him within 30 secs, no more copper.
I was laughing my asp off all the way home. What a f***’n ****!
I was on my way home with some sushi for my family when I turned onto Staford from Academy when I noticed a cop sitting at the red light going the opposite way. I could tell he wanted me bad by the way his neck extended at least 12 in from his shoulder when I went by. I was right, because it took him a whole 30 seconds to be right on my asp.
Of coarse the lights came on so I pulled over.
Now here is where the fun begins. He walks past my window and bends over to look at the front of my car. Comes back to my window and says “did you know that you don’t have a plate on the front of your car?” I say “of coarse I know, it’s my car.”
Then he starts ranting on about how the law in Manitoba states that I must show a plate on the front yadda yadda yadda. I look at him and say “there is no place for a plate.”
He then gets right ticked off and starts yelling that “I don’t care, you have to have a plate.”
So I say “go write your damn ticket and we’ll let the judge decide.” Now he is really getting ticked because I’m not letting this guy get to me.
So he takes his sweet time writing, then when he comes back to my car he gives me the regular BS about the fine, dates etc.. So I ask him if he’ll be in court when I fight the ticket. He gives me this stupid look and says “fight it, you have no plate on the front of your car. What’s to fight?” I say “I have an explanation, but I’m more interested in seeing your face when I tell the judge how you were driving like such an a-hole around a school zone at high speeds just to give me a chickensh!t ticket like this.”
He say’s “Well, I was only going to give you a warning till I realized how bad your attitude was.”
I said “a warning ticket! Ya right, you drove like that so you could catch me to give me a warning? BS, when I saw you, you had Superhero written all over you.”
Then he tells me that I had better go straight home, because if he sees me again today he’ll have my car towed home. I tell him, ya whatever, which almost ticks him off as much as the Superhero crack. So then to that he says “Infact I’m going to follow you home to make sure!”
I laugh and say that “Now I feel real important!!”
So I wait till a city bus comes along, then I pull out just before the bus gets there so he has to wait for a bunch of traffic.
So I lost him within 30 secs, no more copper.
I was laughing my asp off all the way home. What a f***’n ****!
What a ****. Here is the funny part. I was in that town again last week and the SAME cop that pulled me over for the front plate follows me again for the SAME reason. He is the one that told me to keep the plate in the car and there would be no problems but yet he still follows me and proceeds to run my plates. 
