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Mike 99ACR

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Only twice once at a red light, guy in a little nothing car, I glance over and he's giving me a thumbs down, at first I was surprised because first time ever when usually its always a thunb up. I just smiled and drove off.
Another time at a big car show outside by the beach, the only time ever I parked the car and walked away from it, I come back later to leave and I noticed what looked like brown spots splattered on my hood. to this day I don't know if someone spit tobacco or a seagull sh*t on it.
 

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I just wanted to be a **** and take the Thousandth view.

That is all.

Jay K.
 

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My best A hole story, was at my local autozone buying parts& this punk in front of me in line is talking to the parts guy telling him his car will cream that blue & white pos in the parking lot(my gts). Now I am dressed like a bikey grease monkey because I m workin on the race cars so this kid has no Idea as he goes on & on about the yuppie **** who thinks he has a hot car(me!). So the parts guy says why dont you race him, The kid goes on & on on how the guy is probable a pu$$ & wont know how to drive bla bla bla, The Parts guy then goes , " well the guy is standing right behind you, ask him?"

I star busting his chops about racing right now & of course he dosnt have the car so I offer him a ride. Ther is an onramp to the interstate near by, where I have done this stunt before. i stop at the top of the ramp & say I will go from 0 to 130 to 60 by the end of this onramp & tell him to watch the spedo. Befor he can say oh shiiiii I was hitting the rev limiter in 3rd & I mash the brakes. The punk starts cryung for his mother & INSISTS THAT I LET HIM OUT! of course i complied & it was quite a sight as I left him on the side of the interstate as I motored away. It was a classic.

Yes! :headbang: :headbang:
 

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Ha ha! Good for the little wise a*s!


My best A hole story, was at my local autozone buying parts& this punk in front of me in line is talking to the parts guy telling him his car will cream that blue & white pos in the parking lot(my gts). Now I am dressed like a bikey grease monkey because I m workin on the race cars so this kid has no Idea as he goes on & on about the yuppie **** who thinks he has a hot car(me!). So the parts guy says why dont you race him, The kid goes on & on on how the guy is probable a pu$$ & wont know how to drive bla bla bla, The Parts guy then goes , " well the guy is standing right behind you, ask him?"

I star busting his chops about racing right now & of course he dosnt have the car so I offer him a ride. Ther is an onramp to the interstate near by, where I have done this stunt before. i stop at the top of the ramp & say I will go from 0 to 130 to 60 by the end of this onramp & tell him to watch the spedo. Befor he can say oh shiiiii I was hitting the rev limiter in 3rd & I mash the brakes. The punk starts cryung for his mother & INSISTS THAT I LET HIM OUT! of course i complied & it was quite a sight as I left him on the side of the interstate as I motored away. It was a classic.
 

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I had the "spit on the car" routine done to our GTS a few years ago when it was blue and white. It was at the movie theater also. Pissed me off, and it's rare for me to get mad. If I would've seen them do it, I would have had to restrain myself from stuffing a plastic bag down their gas tank (does a great job at restricting fuel flow intermittently when the pump is running, but then settles away after you let it sit, so I've heard).
However, 99.9% of the comments, honks and waves are positive, and that's almost a daily occurrence.
 

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