1. where is the windshield washer fluid reservoir and have you ever filled it?
Closet. Climate controlled. And empty of fluid...
How do you clean bugs off the windshield after *** mph sporty driving? -1
2. bought complete wiper arms or just changed rubber blades?
Blades.
Frugal. Sign of DD. +1
3. replaced the 3M clear on the front of side sill?
That product is ***. Don't use it.
Free pass since you must not understand the question. This is the OEM material placed on side sills, probably where you have a fancy vent now. +0
4. have you buffed the headlight lenses?
What for?
Your car doesn't get enough sun to degrade the plastic. -1
5. worn a heel hole through the carpet?
There's hard plastic there.
After you wear through the plastic, you get Wally Mart carpet, then wear through that. -1
6. spent more on gas or parts?
I spent $21K modding last year. Um...
Not enough seat time. -1
7. bought any underhood hoses that have hardened from age or heat?
Not that ignorant of proper periodic maintenance.
OK, you know how to open hood. +1
8. drive co-worker in to the "office" even once?
All the office gals have ridden in it.
Bonus answer. +2
9. Which number on the shift knob wears off first?
HowTF should I know?
The correct answer is the "6" but "4" would have been accepted, too. Again, not enough seat time. (See example below.) -1
10. has either foglight lens cracked?
Never look. Never turn them on.
Trick question. They crack from heat (being on) and hit with cold water (rain.) -1
11. how many times has your rear view mirror been re-glued to the windshield?
Once.
Sounds like typical age and use. +1
12. what is the longest trip made in your Viper?
260 miles non stop, 600 in one day for the Roundup.
Don't get cocky, this should be normal +1
Grade me now.