So I Went To The Dealer Today To Check On My Car And........ (FUNNY)

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Well, I went to check on my car today at the dealer and was told a pretty interesting story. I brought the car there for an oil change and had to have the engine light checked because it was on. So the manager comes up to me and says,

Manager: "We found something interesting."

Me: "Damn, interesting means expensive."

Manager: "No but it is interesting. The reason your engine check light was on is because your GAS FLAP was inside the gas tank."

Me: DUMBFOUNDED

Apparently the last time I got gas, the attendant did not even pay attention and put the cap on without even looking. IDIOTS! At least it was nothing major. Seems with this car, I find a lot of "interesting" things (animal nests, gas tank flaps, mysterious rubbing noises, etc).
 

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You talkin' about that foam square used to keep scratches off the car???? Bummer man... Better to find it now than this Summer 1,000 miles from home!
 
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Yup, that little foam piece. Ironic isn't it? Meant to protect and look what happens. ;) You are right, at least I found it now that in New Hampshire on the Viper trip.
 

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I think my OCD is worse for letting some dude put a scratch/gouge in the paint and setting the cap on the car burning the eternal ring. Use purell after you pump, it kills cooties. :2tu:
 

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i hear the whole OCD thing, but mine lately has been NOT letting a guy pump the gas for me in the viper.
 

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When passing through NJ either enrout to Watkins Glenn I too thought "why is some guy pumping gas for us when we can?" I too was told it was against the law. What is this some Mob-laden initiative to get people jobs? :lol:

F355,

Don't fret about OCD. I ran a helpdesk at a hospital in Chicago for two years and every now and then the Bloodlab would have a call that their computers were down and someone needed to restart/troubleshoot/repair them. Oh yeah, there were the Gloved keyboards and the nongloved keyboards. Heck No I didn't Help them!!!

Jay K.
 

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You actually let some dude pump your gas on the Viper? Yikes!

NJ law, can't pump your own. Also have OCD so I really do not like many germs. I know jokes are now going to follow from other members. :p


WOW cant pump your own in NJ?

I also have OCD but I just wash my hands after pumping.
 

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*** - u can't pump your own gas in NJ. that absolutely blows. sounds like some way major communist crap goin on to me. the govt has gone way to far. i would not live in NJ that is for sure. hell, with all the gun laws comin down in this country and all the other laws to its not gonna be to long before we are better off movin to another country with less laws.
 

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*** - u can't pump your own gas in NJ. that absolutely blows. sounds like some way major communist crap goin on to me. the govt has gone way to far. i would not live in NJ that is for sure. hell, with all the gun laws comin down in this country and all the other laws to its not gonna be to long before we are better off movin to another country with less laws.


please don't say Canada because then Craig will come in here lol
 

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*** - u can't pump your own gas in NJ. that absolutely blows. sounds like some way major communist crap goin on to me. the govt has gone way to far. i would not live in NJ that is for sure. hell, with all the gun laws comin down in this country and all the other laws to its not gonna be to long before we are better off movin to another country with less laws.

I wouldn't live in NJ either, but not just because of this! :D
 

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You actually let some dude pump your gas on the Viper? Yikes!

NJ law, can't pump your own. Also have OCD so I really do not like many germs. I know jokes are now going to follow from other members. :p

One of our engineers, visiting from NJ, pulled up to a full service pump and was charged about 50% MORE. The first words out of his mouth when he saw the receipt. ***!
 

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I owned a gas station in Jersey years ago--yup--one of only two states won;t allow self serve. The problem for the dealer (me) was you needed to hire some bozo merely to pump gas-- big unecessary expense. Hey!, don;t pick on New Jersey, we'll sic the Jersey devil on ya, or Tony Soprano. John
 

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Bandit what reason did they give you for not letting people pump their own?
 

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Stugots--- they gave no reason-- the oil dealer lobby is strong in Jersey. I had no idea why this was necessary. John-- in Georgia now and lovin it--self serv cheap gas.
 

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I live in NJ and yes it is ******** that they make useless jobs. Most new stations have pay at the pump so it is truly pointless. With that said I have never had an attendant pump my gas in the Viper. I always insist on doing it myself. I have never gotten a hard time about it because they can see the condition of the car.
 

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I live in NJ and yes it is ******** that they make useless jobs. Most new stations have pay at the pump so it is truly pointless. With that said I have never had an attendant pump my gas in the Viper. I always insist on doing it myself. I have never gotten a hard time about it because they can see the condition of the car.


yea thats what I would do as well.
 

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Oregon has a similar useless "make work" law. You can't pump your own gas. When I was up there, I would plop a large gas can on the ground. The attendant would fill that. I'd take it back home -- then fill the Viper.
 

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Oregon has a similar useless "make work" law. You can't pump your own gas. When I was up there, I would plop a large gas can on the ground. The attendant would fill that. I'd take it back home -- then fill the Viper.


LMAO can't say I blame you.

I mean what does some $5.85 per hour gas pumper give a flying rats a$$ about your car????
 
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When passing through NJ either enrout to Watkins Glenn I too thought "why is some guy pumping gas for us when we can?" I too was told it was against the law. What is this some Mob-laden initiative to get people jobs? :lol:

F355,

Don't fret about OCD. I ran a helpdesk at a hospital in Chicago for two years and every now and then the Bloodlab would have a call that their computers were down and someone needed to restart/troubleshoot/repair them. Oh yeah, there were the Gloved keyboards and the nongloved keyboards. Heck No I didn't Help them!!!

Jay K.

Welcome to the club Jay. LOL!
 
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*** - u can't pump your own gas in NJ. that absolutely blows. sounds like some way major communist crap goin on to me. the govt has gone way to far. i would not live in NJ that is for sure. hell, with all the gun laws comin down in this country and all the other laws to its not gonna be to long before we are better off movin to another country with less laws.

I wouldn't live in NJ either, but not just because of this! :D

Hey hey, it is not that bad. ;)
 
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I also have OCD but I just wash my hands after pumping.

I have pumped my own gas before and used to wash the hands too but MANY of them had horrible bathrooms and some key on a stick. Stupidness. Oh well. Now when I have to pump my own I look for a BIG NEW gas station so I know they have a decent restroom. I am bad I know.
 

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F355... I have a 2001 ACR, and I have not noticed a foam piece near the gas cap. What exactly are you referring to, where is it, and what does it look like?
 

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