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The two definitions of \'moderate\' (a novel, but a good read)
Greetings and salutations fellow Viper owners, admirers, and the casual passerby. My name is Chris Marshall and I am a moderator on this site. As moderators go, I am the new kid on the block. Kinda learning the ropes and seeing what the rules of the road are around here. Things have been pretty darn exciting here lately, not unlike a plane crash. That isn't necessarily a good thing.
I decided to look up "moderate" just to make sure I was doing the right thing and actually found a couple definitions. Both seem to apply here, so here you go:
1 mod·er·ate (mod'e·rât) verb
To lessen the violence, intensity, or extremeness of.
2 mod·er·ate (mod'er·it) adjective
Avoiding extremes of behavior or expression: observing reasonable limits
Now, when I first found this site over two years ago, it was a pretty informative place to visit. There was a certain camaraderie that really impressed the heck out of me. Indeed, when I first started lurking here, the big talk was about the upcoming VOI 5 in Las Vegas. Wow, did it sound like owning a Viper would be a BLAST! Great people, great cars, and a ton of different venues to enjoy both. I couldn't decide which I would do first: Drag race, road race, autocross, or cruise by a car show. All I knew was that I wanted to meet some of these great Viper owners as they seemed very friendly and really loved their cars. If I was going to drop this much money on a car, I wanted to know it was the right one for me.
If you have come by here lately with the same intent, you probably read a few things that weren't really that friendly and didn't exactly endear you to this awesome car. Indeed, that Z06 is probably looking pretty good with all the negative posts that have cropped up of late. Don't be discouraged, it's not usually like this. The Viper is the flagship of the American production arm of DaimlerChrysler and the VCA is touted heavily by Dodge and supported by same. Pick up any Viper brochure and you will see a reference to the VCA. Go to any VOI and just guess who is footing the majority of the bill. Now, let's say that Dodge has invited potential owners, investors, and even the media to stop by and tour the Viper home - the VCA web site. It is indeed one of the most popular car sites on the Net with MILLIONS of hits. Imagine Dodge opening the door to their beautiful home to show their guests how wonderful the ownership experience is - and then being promptly hit by a rotten tomato thrown by one of the residents in the house (as they fought with another). It would embarrass the host and reflect poorly on every other resident, guilty or not.
Well gang, I will tell you this: I personally enjoy some of the humor, even when it is a bit on the edge. I don't enjoy the insults or put downs. I read a post and ask myself if that person would say that to the other if they were face to face. Not likely. Indeed, they would probably shrug off their differences and start talking Vipers over a cold one like they were old friends. That's what makes owning a Viper so great: The Zaino freaks, the 10 second speedsters (and those Texas 9 guys), and the twisties guys with their monster brakes ALL get along in a group setting. It's called the Viper Club of America.
It's too easy to let your emotions get the better of you when it is just you and your keyboard. Insulting someone's heritage, wealth (or lack thereof), racing experience, waxing experience, spelling, or even their business is effortless from the comfort of your home in front of a computer screen. I decided to call a few folks around the country this past week just to find out more about who owns Vipers. Many times I would hear, "Yeah, so-and-so is the NICEST guy you would ever want to meet in person. I just don't know where he comes up with this stuff when he posts to the board." It's the keyboard factor: Your PC will never be insulted or hurt by what you type.
So, as the "new" moderator around here I will tell you what I am going to do:
1. If a reply contains something that is insulting, foul, or just plain mean-spirited, I will edit the post or delete it. I won't post the reason, as I know the poster KNOWS what he or she did when they posted it.
2. If I delete or move an entire thread, I WILL tell you why I did it (I always do).
3. I will take the time to e-mail you (assuming your e-mail works) and tell you what's up. You are welcome to disagree and I would ask that you do so by e-mail as well.
4. I will not "protect" ANYBODY, including tuners, advertisers, or my mom (I hope she isn't reading this). If a part has failed or a service not performed, I have no problem with a FACTUAL post. Not factual? Don't expect it to last long. Now, I would STRONGLY suggest you contact someone in the VCA or even a moderator here if you have a legitimate beef BEFORE you post. It might surprise you to know that the moderators/admin have successfully stepped in offline to try and resolve disputes before they ever came to this forum. I'll let you look up that definition of "moderator" yourself.
5. I will move stuff over to the proper forum occasionally. This is no big deal either way, as most people read Off Topic as often as the main discussion forum. Don't take it personally.
One final (whew!) bit of advice: If you positively, absolutely MUST post some great kill story in your neighborhood, try the Kill Stories Section at Off-Topic.Net (disclaimer - this site is very, very rowdy). Yep, you will even find a Viper kill story on the first page and it is a fun read. You will then read how it denigrates into an attack on the poor kid that raced the Viper - and not even related to the race or the cars themselves (sound familiar?). If you don't want to trade barbs with import owners or other makes and models, head over to Tom's BTR Viper Message Board and say exactly how you feel on any subject you like. Tom is a good guy and he generally doesn't mind what you post. Oh, and don't get me wrong, everybody has exceeded the speed limit (by accident of course) or thumped that Corvette outside of an approved track event, but there is a time and place to brag about it besides the official site supported by Dodge. I would be willing to bet that Winchester Rifles would not be thrilled to hear about the deer you just poached in the off season (or worse) - it really doesn't help their cause.
If you want to read or post about the Viper ownership experience, you have come to the right place. You will get more quality feedback on this site than anywhere else in the world. Want to read about racing brakes and how they work? You will find it here. Want to find out what the best temperature to wax your car is? Here again. Want to have a pleasant conversation with folks about the Dodge Viper? There is no better place unless it is face to face. This site should be a fun and informative place for people to visit, both owners and nonowners alike. It is my job as a moderator to help keep it that way. Please help me in this very reasonable goal.
Chris (whose fingers are bleeding from typing too much)
Greetings and salutations fellow Viper owners, admirers, and the casual passerby. My name is Chris Marshall and I am a moderator on this site. As moderators go, I am the new kid on the block. Kinda learning the ropes and seeing what the rules of the road are around here. Things have been pretty darn exciting here lately, not unlike a plane crash. That isn't necessarily a good thing.
I decided to look up "moderate" just to make sure I was doing the right thing and actually found a couple definitions. Both seem to apply here, so here you go:
1 mod·er·ate (mod'e·rât) verb
To lessen the violence, intensity, or extremeness of.
2 mod·er·ate (mod'er·it) adjective
Avoiding extremes of behavior or expression: observing reasonable limits
Now, when I first found this site over two years ago, it was a pretty informative place to visit. There was a certain camaraderie that really impressed the heck out of me. Indeed, when I first started lurking here, the big talk was about the upcoming VOI 5 in Las Vegas. Wow, did it sound like owning a Viper would be a BLAST! Great people, great cars, and a ton of different venues to enjoy both. I couldn't decide which I would do first: Drag race, road race, autocross, or cruise by a car show. All I knew was that I wanted to meet some of these great Viper owners as they seemed very friendly and really loved their cars. If I was going to drop this much money on a car, I wanted to know it was the right one for me.
If you have come by here lately with the same intent, you probably read a few things that weren't really that friendly and didn't exactly endear you to this awesome car. Indeed, that Z06 is probably looking pretty good with all the negative posts that have cropped up of late. Don't be discouraged, it's not usually like this. The Viper is the flagship of the American production arm of DaimlerChrysler and the VCA is touted heavily by Dodge and supported by same. Pick up any Viper brochure and you will see a reference to the VCA. Go to any VOI and just guess who is footing the majority of the bill. Now, let's say that Dodge has invited potential owners, investors, and even the media to stop by and tour the Viper home - the VCA web site. It is indeed one of the most popular car sites on the Net with MILLIONS of hits. Imagine Dodge opening the door to their beautiful home to show their guests how wonderful the ownership experience is - and then being promptly hit by a rotten tomato thrown by one of the residents in the house (as they fought with another). It would embarrass the host and reflect poorly on every other resident, guilty or not.
Well gang, I will tell you this: I personally enjoy some of the humor, even when it is a bit on the edge. I don't enjoy the insults or put downs. I read a post and ask myself if that person would say that to the other if they were face to face. Not likely. Indeed, they would probably shrug off their differences and start talking Vipers over a cold one like they were old friends. That's what makes owning a Viper so great: The Zaino freaks, the 10 second speedsters (and those Texas 9 guys), and the twisties guys with their monster brakes ALL get along in a group setting. It's called the Viper Club of America.
It's too easy to let your emotions get the better of you when it is just you and your keyboard. Insulting someone's heritage, wealth (or lack thereof), racing experience, waxing experience, spelling, or even their business is effortless from the comfort of your home in front of a computer screen. I decided to call a few folks around the country this past week just to find out more about who owns Vipers. Many times I would hear, "Yeah, so-and-so is the NICEST guy you would ever want to meet in person. I just don't know where he comes up with this stuff when he posts to the board." It's the keyboard factor: Your PC will never be insulted or hurt by what you type.
So, as the "new" moderator around here I will tell you what I am going to do:
1. If a reply contains something that is insulting, foul, or just plain mean-spirited, I will edit the post or delete it. I won't post the reason, as I know the poster KNOWS what he or she did when they posted it.
2. If I delete or move an entire thread, I WILL tell you why I did it (I always do).
3. I will take the time to e-mail you (assuming your e-mail works) and tell you what's up. You are welcome to disagree and I would ask that you do so by e-mail as well.
4. I will not "protect" ANYBODY, including tuners, advertisers, or my mom (I hope she isn't reading this). If a part has failed or a service not performed, I have no problem with a FACTUAL post. Not factual? Don't expect it to last long. Now, I would STRONGLY suggest you contact someone in the VCA or even a moderator here if you have a legitimate beef BEFORE you post. It might surprise you to know that the moderators/admin have successfully stepped in offline to try and resolve disputes before they ever came to this forum. I'll let you look up that definition of "moderator" yourself.
5. I will move stuff over to the proper forum occasionally. This is no big deal either way, as most people read Off Topic as often as the main discussion forum. Don't take it personally.
One final (whew!) bit of advice: If you positively, absolutely MUST post some great kill story in your neighborhood, try the Kill Stories Section at Off-Topic.Net (disclaimer - this site is very, very rowdy). Yep, you will even find a Viper kill story on the first page and it is a fun read. You will then read how it denigrates into an attack on the poor kid that raced the Viper - and not even related to the race or the cars themselves (sound familiar?). If you don't want to trade barbs with import owners or other makes and models, head over to Tom's BTR Viper Message Board and say exactly how you feel on any subject you like. Tom is a good guy and he generally doesn't mind what you post. Oh, and don't get me wrong, everybody has exceeded the speed limit (by accident of course) or thumped that Corvette outside of an approved track event, but there is a time and place to brag about it besides the official site supported by Dodge. I would be willing to bet that Winchester Rifles would not be thrilled to hear about the deer you just poached in the off season (or worse) - it really doesn't help their cause.
If you want to read or post about the Viper ownership experience, you have come to the right place. You will get more quality feedback on this site than anywhere else in the world. Want to read about racing brakes and how they work? You will find it here. Want to find out what the best temperature to wax your car is? Here again. Want to have a pleasant conversation with folks about the Dodge Viper? There is no better place unless it is face to face. This site should be a fun and informative place for people to visit, both owners and nonowners alike. It is my job as a moderator to help keep it that way. Please help me in this very reasonable goal.
Chris (whose fingers are bleeding from typing too much)