Never was in one....
None to test drive....
Knew no one that had one....
Rarely ever saw one....
Roarin' 90's were over and I was flush...
Walked into a dealership and ordered a 2000 gun metal, no stripe GTS....
Waited.....
Waited......
Waited.....
Got a call and went with my wife to the dealership. The dealer met me at the door and we went way out back to a huge empty garage. There in the middle of this massive building was a perfect new Viper.....It was waiting to come alive. I had the key.
One other guy just standing there looking. Dealer says to me quietly "He came in to pick his minivan about an hour ago and hasn't left this spot. He just stands there looking at it." I walked up to him and introduced myself. "Yours?" he said. "I guess so" I said. "Lucky guy, its the most beautiful car in the world" says he. "Thanks" say I.
I get inside and up goes the garage door. I turn on the motor...
My first time in a Viper....
My first Viper engine sound...
My first time in a car over 200hp...
My first big block....
I Drop the clutch and out the door I go....
Turn right and off to see the world through the rush and terror of a Dodge Viper...
The guy was right then....and still right now....
Folks...
They will get more exotic...
They will get more powerful....
They will get more expensive...
But...
It will never, can never, get better than that new steel grey, no stripe 2000 Dodge Viper GTS. The ghost...the shadow glide...the dark ride...the grey spector....the pale moriah...
on your tail and whipping around you before you ever see it coming...
The thunder after everybody else's flash.....and I had the key....
Here is the video...
YouTube - Major Kong Rides the Bomb