Keep The Mrs's happy

[pgbeek]

(read the ps on the bottom)

To my darling husband,


Before you return from your business trip I just want to let you know about the

Small accident I had with the pick up truck when I turned into the driveway.

Fortunately it's not too bad and I really didn't get hurt, so please don't worry too

Much about me.

I was
coming home from Wal-Mart, and when I turned into the driveway I

Accidentally pushed down on the accelerator instead of the brake.

The garage door is slightly bent but the pick up fortunately came to a halt when

It bumped into your car.

I am really sorry, but I know with your kind-hearted personality you will

Forgive me. You know how much I love you and care for you my sweetheart.

I am enclosing a picture for you.

I cannot wait to hold you in my arms again.


Your loving wife.
***




P.S. Your girlfriend called.

 

[Red Snake]

Ouch!

 

[Viper Specialty]

I would send back one simple letter...





DIVORCE.





And thats with or without the Girlfriend comment.

 

[C.Hermsen]

Good thing she didn't hit the scooter! *phew*

 

[QUICKSRT10/SRT8]

I would send back one simple letter...





DIVORCE.





And thats with or without the Girlfriend comment.

definatly women just dont get it

 

[ViperGal]

definatly women just dont get it

Now Now ... careful....

that one didn't get it - that seems to be true. I guess she can just pamper him with a brand new one!

 

[wikkid]

Priceless.

 

[Coloviper]

How does someone even do that? Earthquake? Picture just makes me want to throw up!