Make your existence known.

[Martin2000GTS]

I like eating crab legs on wednesday nights while taking a dump.

 

[Bad_Byte]

If it has **** or wheels sooner or later its gonna give you problems.

 

[FE 065]

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[PatrickG]

use strict;

print "hello world\n";

 

[DLTARNU]

Color Me Badd - Choose

You know I’m not much on words
But I got to tell you how I feel.
Open your eyes, don’t try to hide my love
So hard to say but I think it’s best
Gotta give your heart time to heal, and
When your ready, I’ll be there

Chorus

Sometimes I try and
Sometimes I cry
Only love will make me do
What I don’t want to do
Anything you want me to
I will live or die you choose.

I’m serious when I tell you, love
That a little heartbreak
Is ten to a dime
Don’t be afraid ( are you with me baby? )
Just turn the page my love
Curious when the day will come
I see my reflection in your eyes
Take your time and I’ll be there

Chorus

Sometimes I try and (sometime a sometime)
Sometimes I cry (ohh)
Only love will make me do
What I don’t want to do.
Anything you want me to (anything, anything)
I will live or die - you choose ( I will live or die for you) (ohh...

Spoken

Looking through my eyes at the world
Can’t you see
Every time I see your face
There’s a choice to be made.
Walking hand in hand
Through the sands of time
As I peer into the past
Foreign steps are terrorizing
Watching what is now
There’s a fork in the path
Of the future of your life
Which road shall you choose?
Choices to be made
Past and present
It’s not easy
But my love won’t let me die should
Until your heart resurrects me

Chorus

 

[ChoiceViper]

I gotta have more cow bell!!!

 

[eViperate]

A flea and a fly in a flue,
Were imprisoned, so what could they do?
Said the Flea "Let us Fly"
Said the Fly "Let us Flee"
So they flew thru a flaw in the flue.

 

[YouWish]

Great job guys keep it coming we are at 60+ unique posters we need at least 100!!! Where the he** is Chuck? He posts on every thread that is created. Chuck,Chuck come out wherever you are.

 

[GTSnake]

It's not what you know that makes who you are but what you don't know...

 

[SnakeBitten]

So this is what you comb-overs do in your spare time...

 

[Bonkers]

Talent does what it has to do.
Genius does what it can do.

I, however, will only do what I get paid to do.

 

[rcdice]

By this time tomorrow I'll be in Negril, Jamaica.

YA MON!!!!!

 

[Newport Viper]

 

[trainville]

Is this a 'God' dam???

 

[V 10 MAFIA]

Always remember to fart in the Vipair to get an extra 50 RWHP on the Dyno

 

[Ray R]

I think....I think I am...Therefore I am....I think....

 

[hemibeep]

second place is the FIRST loser

 

[FE92]

I'm here

 

[THOR]

REAL NEWS STORY!!!!

Man Mistakenly Cuts Off Penis

Talk about a story that is difficult to imagine. An elderly Romanian man mistook his penis for a chicken's neck, cut it off and his dog rushed up and ate it, the state Rompres news agency in Bucharest reported.

Sixty seven year-old Constantin Mocanu, from a village near the southeastern town of Galati, rushed out into his yard in his underwear to kill a noisy chicken keeping him awake at night.

"I confused it with the chicken's neck," Mocanu, who was admitted to the emergency hospital in Galati, was quoted as saying. "I cut it ... and the dog rushed and ate it."

Doctors said the man, who was brought in by an ambulance bleeding heavily, was now out of danger
His Dog Ate It!!!

 

[syclone1157]

Number one rule in life.

Don't sweat the petty stuff and don't pet the sweaty stuff.

 

[CMilViper]

Ever pull the legs off a daddylongleg? Then what do you call it? Daddy?

 

[Silver Snake]

I fart in your general direction!

Monty Python

 

[SnakeEye]

Now what's this all about...

 

[Blue Pilot]

My Dad and I were sitting around yesterday morning looking for something to do. So we decided to hop on a plane and fly from Ft. Lauderdale to Washington D.C. to go to the new Air & Space museum at Dulles Airport. We had a great time, hopped on a flight back to Ft Lauderdale at 7:00 p.m., and was home in bed by 11:00 p.m.


Only in AMERICA!

 

[Tiepilot]

Spock has pointed ears that wiggle.

 

[Dash Riprock]

You can sleep in your car, but you can't drive your house.

 

[VPRVENM97]

The path of the righteous man is beset on all sides by the inequities of the selfish and the tyranny of evil men. Blessed is he who, in the name of charity and good will, shepherds the weak through the valley of the darkness. For he is truly his brother's keeper and the finder of lost children. And I will strike down upon thee with great vengeance and furious anger those who attempt to poison and destroy my brothers. And you will know I am the Lord when I lay my vengeance upon you.

 

[GA.VIPER]

"How 'Bout Them Dawgs"

 

[NOMERCY]

A B C D E F G H I J K L M N O P Q R S T U V W Z Y Z ... Now I know my ABCs next time won't you sing with meeeeeeeeeeeee!

 

[Torquemonster]

My Name is Torquemonster. My job is to paint the little eyes on all those fishies in the sardine cans...