Newport Viper
Enthusiast
When was the first time you found out it wasn\'t a Viper,........
it was a DODGE Viper.
Mine was taking it to 5 star stealership in Orlando. My wife dropped it off for me. She asked the service chimp where she could, get this, PICK UP THE COURTESY CAR! Well the redneck, after about 30 seconds of spitting on himself, said "Miss this isn't the Mercedes dealership. This is an American car! There ain't no free cars here!"
Just then it hit me, this isn't a Viper, it is a DODGE!!!!!!!!!!
it was a DODGE Viper.
Mine was taking it to 5 star stealership in Orlando. My wife dropped it off for me. She asked the service chimp where she could, get this, PICK UP THE COURTESY CAR! Well the redneck, after about 30 seconds of spitting on himself, said "Miss this isn't the Mercedes dealership. This is an American car! There ain't no free cars here!"
Just then it hit me, this isn't a Viper, it is a DODGE!!!!!!!!!!