OK True story - I am driving home from Murrietta (near Temecula) and I strap myself in for about an hour ride south to my home in Carmel Valley as I drive along the 15 freeway.
About 15 minutes south of Temecula near highway 76 I am cruising along at about 80 and my top is up (windows up too and they are slightly tinted) and all of the sudden a honda accord (newer) comes by with two women in it. One looks about 30 and the other driving looks about 40. I am in the 2nd lane over from the fast lane and they are in the fast lane doing about 80-82. As they slowly creep by the girl in the passenger seat is HOT!. I am taken back by her looks.
By the way...I am married too and I am by myself in the car for the ride home.
Anyway, the passenger starts giving me goo-goo eyes and staring at me and the car with one of those sweet "f**K Me" smiles. My Viper is Red and is eye candy by itself.
This goes on for about 2 miles. I am rolling with them and staying with them as cars come up in front of me. I roll around those cars and continue to get right back where we are rolling along with each other.
So after doing this a few times I catch up to them and do the roll by at about 90 and lay off the gas and smile again. All of the sudden the girl in the passenger seat unbuckles her seat belt and proceeds to take off her zipper down sweater/cover up she is wearing. I didn't think anything of it and all of the sudden I look back over and she is LIFTING OFF HER TANK TOP.
I almost drive off the road when I see what I am looking at but gain my composure and admire what I am looking at. This girl has the best cans I have seen in a long, long time. Not huge and not small but just perfect. Her girlfriend driving the car is laughing (probably saying to herself oh my god what is she doing!) and the passenger gives me a good flash for about 5 seconds and then pulls the tank top back down and puts her cover up back on.
My mouth is now drooling and I wipe away the slobber. As I am doing this she smiles again at me and we flirt for another mile or so driving neck and neck. There was many a moments that I kept saying only if I were single.
After a few minutes go by driving along side and playing games I get the urge to somehow see these pieces of art again and nonverbally ask her to do it again with my hands. I must have looked like a complete ***** but somehow she figured out what I wanted. So luck is on my side and this time I am prepared and she does it again. This time my eyes were more focused on her rack than anything else and I am just saying to myself the whole time.....I love this fuc**n viper!
I give her the thumbs up and showed her all 10 fingers to express my gratitude and professional opinion. Don't forget for a moment.....this girl was HOT! I am not exaggerating. If this was a girl that needed a paperbag to cover up her mug I wouldn't even waste your time writing this.
That was the 2nd and last time I saw the twins and about 10 miles later in Escondido they pull off, the girl is waiving good bye and that was the end of that.
Driving home to say it best......I was all smiles. I turned up the music and rocked out
When it comes to Vipers people practically break their necks trying to get a look at one.
