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    Glad I stuck around!

    <BLOCKQUOTE><font size="1" face="Verdana, Arial">quote:</font><HR>Originally posted by Y2KGTS: I may need one too, having been laid off by Qwest yesterday... At least you know how I could hang out at the dealership all morning! Chris <HR></BLOCKQUOTE> Noooooo say it ain't so! I am truly...
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    Glad I stuck around!

    AAAAGGGGHH!! That is horrendous! Those morons. If they're that stupid then imagine the catastrophes that could/will happen when you're NOT around. This is clearly not an experienced dealership and one that you don't want working on your viper Chris. You should make two big smoking black...
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    2001 HAS VIRTUALLY NO INTERIOR STORAGE SPACE.. ARE ALL THE VIPERS LIKE THAT?

    <BLOCKQUOTE><font size="1" face="Verdana, Arial">quote:</font><HR>Originally posted by Chuck 98 RT/10: Where's that moderate wit you occasionally have? Did you bump your head or something? <HR></BLOCKQUOTE> You mean as opposed to immoderate? Haven't bumped my head but Mr HappyPants - the...
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    2001 HAS VIRTUALLY NO INTERIOR STORAGE SPACE.. ARE ALL THE VIPERS LIKE THAT?

    <BLOCKQUOTE><font size="1" face="Verdana, Arial">quote:</font><HR>Originally posted by Mike Brunton: Guys, a rogue comb-over whipping around in the wind could take out an eye if this dude passed you at a buck twenty. <HR></BLOCKQUOTE> LMFAO! A bungee cord wrapped around the head and secured...
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    GUYS CALM DOWN! I LOVE THE CAR! I AM NOT TRASHING VIPERS!

    i didn't need to know that. (Isn't it strange what guys are squeamish about?)
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    2001 HAS VIRTUALLY NO INTERIOR STORAGE SPACE.. ARE ALL THE VIPERS LIKE THAT?

    <BLOCKQUOTE><font size="1" face="Verdana, Arial">quote:</font><HR>Originally posted by Chuck 98 RT/10: You're married. Forget about the soup and take a cold shower. <HR></BLOCKQUOTE> Took one ... still thinkin about soup, dammit. <BLOCKQUOTE><font size="1" face="Verdana...
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    2001 HAS VIRTUALLY NO INTERIOR STORAGE SPACE.. ARE ALL THE VIPERS LIKE THAT?

    We're porn veterans. We've been showing our nuts on this board for years! ... Or is it that our nuts have been showing off on this board for years? Whatever, it's a good idea.
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    2001 HAS VIRTUALLY NO INTERIOR STORAGE SPACE.. ARE ALL THE VIPERS LIKE THAT?

    <BLOCKQUOTE><font size="1" face="Verdana, Arial">quote:</font><HR>Originally posted by SoCal Rebell: Chuck, did UPS bring you your "soup" yet?????????????? <HR></BLOCKQUOTE> Whooooaaaa ... I'm an idiot. I didn't get it right away. "Soup", of course! SoCal, I've changed my mind! I want...
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    2001 HAS VIRTUALLY NO INTERIOR STORAGE SPACE.. ARE ALL THE VIPERS LIKE THAT?

    <BLOCKQUOTE><font size="1" face="Verdana, Arial">quote:</font><HR>Originally posted by Chuck 98 RT/10: You have no class. Anybody know where I can get a Great Dane? <HR></BLOCKQUOTE> YOU want a Great Dane ... undoubtedly for acts of perversion so profound that decorum prohibits me from...
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    2001 HAS VIRTUALLY NO INTERIOR STORAGE SPACE.. ARE ALL THE VIPERS LIKE THAT?

    <BLOCKQUOTE><font size="1" face="Verdana, Arial">quote:</font><HR>Originally posted by SoCal Rebell: Can't resist this one, actually my scripts would fit in the ashtray.<HR></BLOCKQUOTE> Your scripts BELONG in the ashtray. <BLOCKQUOTE><font size="1" face="Verdana, Arial">quote:</font><HR>...
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    GUYS CALM DOWN! I LOVE THE CAR! I AM NOT TRASHING VIPERS!

    You inspire me to new lows Biggie
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    GUYS CALM DOWN! I LOVE THE CAR! I AM NOT TRASHING VIPERS!

    No hard feelings ... just a little ego compaction for the FNG. And yes, we are a bit jacked up on ricer withdrawal. ----------------------------
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    2001 HAS VIRTUALLY NO INTERIOR STORAGE SPACE.. ARE ALL THE VIPERS LIKE THAT?

    &lt;KABLOOWEY .... &gt; Did I die? Am I in 'dumb thread' martyr's heaven? Where are my 72 virgins? ....... Awww crap! Another dud ... still alive in this imbecillic thread. Just remember infidel, there are many more like me and we will NEVER give up our jihad against the illegitimate...
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    Another thread closed ... sigh

    AB? Who was AB? I don't know what any of you are talking about. &lt;<FONT size="-2">psst ... are we alone? He said things ... you know, bad things about certain, uhh, grand personages who's names I dare not mention. Hold it ... I hear ... shut up a sec&gt;</FONT s> LA DE DAH, LA DE DAH...
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    2001 HAS VIRTUALLY NO INTERIOR STORAGE SPACE.. ARE ALL THE VIPERS LIKE THAT?

    <BLOCKQUOTE><font size="1" face="Verdana, Arial">quote:</font><HR>Originally posted by Chuck 98 RT/10: That one oughta pull the thread. <HR></BLOCKQUOTE> and none too soon. Just think of me as the 'dumb thread' suicide bomber. DIE MORON INFIDEL ... &lt;Kabloowey&gt;
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    2001 HAS VIRTUALLY NO INTERIOR STORAGE SPACE.. ARE ALL THE VIPERS LIKE THAT?

    <BLOCKQUOTE><font size="1" face="Verdana, Arial">quote:</font><HR>Maybe for some of the people that responded to my posts the Viper is their first Exotic car and they dont know what is normally standard! <HR></BLOCKQUOTE> I wish one of the little voices in your egomaniacal head would tell you...
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    2001 HAS VIRTUALLY NO INTERIOR STORAGE SPACE.. ARE ALL THE VIPERS LIKE THAT?

    That big center console thingy has no room in it for your movie scripts, dictionary sized "black books" full of phone #s of Hollywood_starlets_willing_to_blow_you, or a full line of skin-tightening and exfoliating creams ... all the things so necessary to keep on hand for a Malibu Exec. That...
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    THis will be my last post on this board. Great info and people! Time 4 me to go.

    If you leave, we'll all remember you as the big Kung Pao chicken that someone ran off. (Don't go all Johnny Cochran on me now ... just finishing off a joke you started ) Treat it like mind over matter ... He don't matter so you don't mind. Be glad you're a newbie who wasn't around in the old...
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    Gen2 vs Gen1 track performance ... Some observations

    ???? For once I was actually being serious. I guess credibility is a fragile thing.
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    Gen2 vs Gen1 track performance ... Some observations

    Finally managed to get to the track with a Gen2 car. I'd driven my 95 RT at the track fairly regularly for about 6 years before selling it for a 99 GTS. Well just as I was about to track that car for the first time it gets totalled (whole other story). So I reload with a brand new 01 GTS and...
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    Street Tires On The Track. Got Any Alignment Tips?

    Thanks Bill.
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    Street Tires On The Track. Got Any Alignment Tips?

    Usually run Hoosiers, but I'm going to try the Pilot Sports this time around. First time on the track in a gen II GTS (lots of time in my '95) and I want to see what it's like in (mostly) stock trim before I begin using the Hoosiers. So what I need to know is, does anybody out there have any...
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    What would it take for you to trade your current Viper for the GenIII?

    <BLOCKQUOTE><font size="1" face="Verdana, Arial">quote:</font><HR>Originally posted by Venom 2K: Eric, with an attitude like that - I don't think Dodge would want to do anything for you. I would think some thought out constructive criticism would go a lot further. <HR></BLOCKQUOTE> Bah! They...
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    What would it take for you to trade your current Viper for the GenIII?

    Not only would I NOT trade in my GTS for a gen III, but I wouldn't waste garage space to add one to the stable. Saving the extra two bays for a GT-40 and maybe a cobra replica. IMO DC really screwed the pooch with the new viper. I will NOT be a continuing customer unless they fix it. If I'd...
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    Let them eat cake....

    <BLOCKQUOTE><font size="1" face="Verdana, Arial">quote:</font><HR>Originally posted by GTS Dean: Cost? <HR></BLOCKQUOTE> That's it Dean! My Texas trailer park is a he!! of a lot cheaper than his Hawaiian luxury condo. So HA! Take that ya suntanned kava-bowl swilling bum. Besides, what with...

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